> view-source:martijnbokma.nl/

> booting portfolio.sys

> stack: astro + bun + tailwind ... loaded

> typescript strict mode ... no excuses

> brand yellow (#ffc600) ... locked in

> checking ego ... within acceptable limits

> dark mode ... the only mode

> loading inter tight ... kerning approved

> scanning for bugs ... found feelings instead

> coffee.sys not found, proceeding anyway

> ready.